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  obionescarabi

  7758 Crédits

  Quelles sont vos citations de films préférées ?
  JE sens que certains vont poster à mort mdrr genre un fan de Tarantino qui arrete pas de me dire allez c qd que tu le poste g plein de répliques à mettre !
  Eh bien le voila ! je me dépèche de mettre les miennes (fin une infime partie des miennes) et voila !
  
  Pour commencer les ... classiques :
  
  Aladdin (mais fo pas le dire hein ^^)
  
  -Jaffar je suis coincé !!! Je peux plus respirer Jaffar !!!
  - A Mort ... par décapitation
  - Tu as confiance en moi ? tu as confiance en moi ? Alors saute !!!
  
  ca fait toujours marrer et puis c classique mdrr
  
  ensuite passons à plus .. tarantino
  
  Pulp Fiction (attention j'ai jamais vu ce film en francais donc ce sera en anglais ! hé oui ! :p)
  
  I love you, Pumpkin
  I love you, Honey Bunny
  Everybody be cool this is a robbery!
  Any of you fuckin' pricks move and I'll execute every motherfuckin last one of you.
  
  
  JULES
  -- okay now, tell me about the hash
  bars?
  
  VINCENT
  What so you want to know?
  
  JULES
  Well, hash is legal there, right?
  
  VINCENT
  Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a
  hundred percent legal. I mean you
  can't walk into a restaurant, roll
  a joint, and start puffin' away.
  You're only supposed to smoke in
  your home or certain designated
  places.
  
  JULES
  Those are hash bars?
  
  VINCENT
  Yeah, it breaks down like this:
  it's legal to buy it, it's legal to
  own it and, if you're the
  proprietor of a hash bar, it's
  legal to sell it. It's legal to
  carry it, which doesn't really
  matter 'cause -- get a load of this
  -- if the cops stop you, it's
  illegal for this to search you.
  Searching you is a right that the
  cops in Amsterdam don't have.
  
  JULES
  That did it, man -- I'm fuckin'
  goin', that's all there is to it.
  
  VINCENT
  You'll dig it the most. But you
  know what the funniest thing about
  Europe is?
  
  JULES
  What?
  
  VINCENT
  It's the little differences. A
  lotta the same shit we got here,
  they got there, but there they're a
  little different.
  
  JULES
  Examples?
  
  VINCENT
  Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
  beer in a movie theatre. And I
  don't mean in a paper cup either.
  They give you a glass of beer, like
  in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
  beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
  know what they call a Quarter
  Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
  
  JULES
  They don't call it a Quarter
  Pounder with Cheese?
  
  VINCENT
  No, they got the metric system
  there, they wouldn't know what the
  fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
  
  JULES
  What'd they call it?
  
  VINCENT
  Royale with Cheese.
  
  JULES
  (repeating)
  Royale with Cheese. What'd they
  call a Big Mac?
  
  VINCENT
  Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
  it Le Big Mac.
  
  JULES
  What do they call a Whopper?
  
  VINCENT
  I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
  King. But you know what they put
  on french fries in Holland instead
  of ketchup?
  
  JULES
  What?
  
  VINCENT
  Mayonnaise.
  
  JULES
  Goddamn!
  
  VINCENT
  I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
  a little bit on the side of the
  plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in
  it.
  
  JULES
  Uuccch!
  
  
  
  There's a passage I got memorized,
  seems appropriate for this
  situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path
  of the righteous man is beset on
  all sides by the inequities of the
  selfish and the tyranny of evil
  men. Blessed is he who, in the
  name of charity and good will,
  shepherds the weak through the
  valley of darkness, for he is truly
  his brother's keeper and the finder
  of lost children. And I will
  strike down upon thee with great
  vengeance and furious anger those
  who attempt to poison and destroy
  my brothers. And you will know my
  name is the Lord when I lay my
  vengeance upon you."
  
  Goddamn that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake !
  
  Etc à suivre ...

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  Elessar

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  KILL BILL VOLUME 1
  
  BILL
  Do you find me sadistic?
  I bet I could fry an egg on your head about now, if I wanted to. No kiddo, I'd like to believe, even now, you're aware enough to know there isn't a trace of sadism in my actions... Okay - Maybe towards these other jokers - bot not your.
  
  BILL'S VOICE
  No Kiddo at this moment, this is me at my most masochistic.
  
  THE BRIDE
  Bill...It's your baby...
  
  RESERVOIR DOGS
  
  MISTER BROWN
  "Like a Virgin" is all about a
  girl who digs a guy with a big
  dick. The whole song is a
  metaphor for big dicks.
  
  MR. BLOND
  No it's not. It's about a girl
  who is very vulnerable and she's
  been fucked over a few times.
  Then she meets some guy who's
  really sensitive--
  
  MR. BROWN
  --Whoa...whoa...time out Greenbay.
  Tell that bullshit to the
  tourists.
  
  JOE
  (looking through his
  address book)
  Toby...who the fuck is Toby?
  Toby...Toby...think...think...
  think...
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  It's not about a nice girl who
  meets a sensitive boy. Now
  granted that's what "True Blue" is
  about, no argument about that.
  
  
  MR. ORANGE
  Which one is "True Blue?"
  
  
  NICE GUY EDDIE
  You don't remember "True Blue?"
  That was a big ass hit for
  Madonna. Shit, I don't even
  follow this Tops In Pops shit, and
  I've at least heard of "True
  Blue."
  
  
  MR. ORANGE
  Look, asshole, I didn't say I
  ain't heard of it. All I asked
  was how does it go? Excuse me
  for not being the world's biggest
  Madonna fan.
  
  
  MR. WHITE
  I hate Madonna.
  
  
  MR. BLUE
  I like her early stuff. You know,
  "Lucky Star," "Borderline" - but
  once she got into her "Papa Don't
  Preach" phase, I don't know, I
  tuned out.
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  Hey, fuck all that, I'm
  making a point here. You're gonna
  make me lose my train
  of thought.
  
  
  JOE
  Oh fuck, Toby's that little china
  girl.
  
  
  MR. WHITE
  What's that?
  
  
  JOE
  I found this old address book in a
  jacket I ain't worn in a coon's
  age. Toby what? What the fuck
  was her last name?
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  Where was I?
  
  
  MR. PINK
  You said "True Blue" was about a
  nice girl who finds a sensitive
  fella. But "Like a Virgin" was a
  metaphor for big dicks.
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  Let me tell ya what "Like a
  Virgin"'s about. It's about some
  cooze who's a regular fuck
  machine.
  I mean all the time, morning, day,
  night, afternoon, dick, dick,
  dick, dick, dick,
  dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
  dick.
  
  
  MR. BLUE
  How many dicks was that?
  
  
  MR. WHITE
  A lot.
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  Then one day she meets a John
  Holmes motherfucker, and it's
  like, whoa baby. This mother
  fucker's like Charles Bronson in
  "The Great Escape." He's diggin
  tunnels. Now she's gettin this
  serious dick action, she's feelin
  something she ain't felt since
  forever. Pain.
  
  
  JOE
  Chew? Toby Chew? No.
  
  
  MR. BROWN
  It hurts. It hurts her. It
  shouldn't hurt. Her pussy should
  be Bubble-Yum by now. But when
  this cat fucks her, it hurts. It
  hurts like the first time. The
  pain is reminding a fuck machine
  what is was like to be a virgin.
  Hence, "Like a Virgin."
  
  
  
  
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  Sof' qui peut !!!
  
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  Tom

  3957 Crédits

  eh bien moi, c'est:
  Starwars avec:
  "Luke, je suis ton père!" (grd classique, lol!)
  
  et L'Effaceur (je me rappelle pu trop bien du film, mais je crois que c'est celui là.) avec:
  "C'est qui ce tronc d'arbre?"
  
  Hop!

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  ani

  2500 Crédits

  alea jacta est tu quoque filis

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  imyourfather

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  Lord of the rings : VF: "tout ce que vous avez a decider c'est quoi faire du temps qui vous est imparti"
  VO: "all you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you"
  
  Lord of the rings : (encore) : VF : "allez mr Frodon, je ne peut le porter pour vous mais je peux vous porter VOUS."
  VO: "come on mr Frodo : I can't cary it for you , but i can cary YOU."
  
  Lord of the rings (seulement vf cette fois ci) : "Les lances seront secouées, les bouclier voleront en éclat , une journée de l'épée , une journée rouge avant que le soleil ne se lève."
  
  Star Wars : " Alors mon père est vraiment mort...."
  
  Star Wars : " No luke i am your father"
  (vous vous y attendiez a celle là hein ^^ surtout de ma part :p)
  
  Star Wars : "ce sont des animaux : je les égorgés comme des animaux..... je les hais !"
  
  Gladiator : " Ombre et poussiere "
  
  Gladiator : " N'etes vous pas rassasiés ?? ne vous etes vous pas assez divertis ?? n'etes vous pas là pour ca ??"
  
  Braveheart : " Libertééééééééééééééééééé"
  
  Monsieur Jo : "- ou est le rideau de douche ??
  - je l'ai donné a un pauvre"

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